Ming.
Hello.
You have someone who loves you.
Aren't you thankful?
Saturday, September 6, 2008 / 12:10 PM
Lightness.
YELLOS!
In a few hours time I'm going off for competition,and I haven't finished my homework yet either...so STRESS AH!But!I'm sure I'll manage to cope somehow.
So for something more lighthearted,this really weird but yet at the same time RIDICULOUSLY funny incident happened.Someone faked as my brother and called my mom lol.And here,I've once again realized that my mom is incredibly verbally witty.
So here's how it goes:
Guy:(faking as my brother)Hey mom....I just got beaten up....
Mom:HUHHH!!????What happened??Why did they beat you up???
Guy:(still faking)Errm....it's really difficult to say...here,let them speak to you...
*changes voice*
Hello madam,but your son owes me money.
Mom:Oh really?Okay I'm working now,where are you?I'll go to the bank and get the money.WHERE ARE YOU NOW!? (hint of sarcasm)
Guy:WOEY SO NOW IS I LISTEN TO YOU OR YOU LISTEN TO ME!?
Mom:HUMPH you want the money then YOU LISTEN TO ME.
Guy:Oh then forget it...don't need to return the money anymore luh!
Mom:(plays along,sarcastically)AIYAH,I'll return it!Tell me,how much does my son owe you?
Guy:Hmm well it's like this...his friend owes me $35 000,but now he's run and your son was the treasurer...and I want him to pay up.How long would it take for you to get money from the bank?
Mom:Hah,I'll still need to take the bus and all that...
Oh,and by the way,I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SON.
*My mom hangs up*The whole family laughed our eyeballs out when my mom told the story to us.Though my brother and I said that it was a pity to hang up so fast,we wanted to really take a GOOD LONG LAUGH at his reaction.She's a PRO CAN!I really salute her man,I gotta grab some skills from her.Haha...
Another incident she helped her friend in,where her friend got a call from her *son* demanding money.Here's what she said:
Oh you need money is it.Come,how much?I burn for you.GEDDIT GEDDIT?Haha...this is more understandable for Chinese,but it's pretty general.Silly prank calling money cheaters,they'll never beat my mom,that's for sure.
Okay,I gtg get changed.Be careful of cheats like this everywhere huh?God bless ya!(: